Saturday, December 10, 2011

GOOGLE SEARCH WILL MY TURTLE DIE IF I SUCK ITS PENIS ?

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    1. i tried, it didnt...

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    2. The impact on him may kill him but if you give him some orange juice before to calm his nerves,he'll be nice and you will both enjoy an unforgetable experiance.

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    3. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    4. it will explode

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    5. You seem stupid af, but since your lonely I'll suck ur dick for you for 69$ if you suck my pussy good���� SIKE IM NOT STUPID ��������

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  2. so did the turtle die r what?

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  3. Yeah I tried it and it did die

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    1. Yeah turtle penis is g8<3

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    2. It's geight?

      I must be getting old because when I was a teen a few years ago g8 was not a word yet.

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  4. Ye it was nice >:)

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  5. your desprate do it to your own

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  6. .......0.o wut the hellllllll?

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  7. IDK WHEN WHERE BRO IM DOWN

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  8. Yep people forgeting to use protection in the 80's was a bad move

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  9. Yeah turtle penis is g8. That's why everyone take it so seriously 'cause it is g8 and they don't only wanna do it one time but many! :D

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  10. Fb showed me this lol

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  11. why would you try it???

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  12. gdfi9?
    1fgrfghvb, fvbfvzaq224342112, code 14.

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  13. Omfg, I just lolled at the entire comments ^_^

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  14. No, but you might it is well known that turtle sperm contains venomous bacteria that can cause tooth decay and tongue lesions. I had a buddy who sucked off an alligator snapping turtle and his tongue swelled up so big it cut off his airway and he died.

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  15. I'm from Australia and when we give head to a turtle we always use protection. No time for games..

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  16. Penissssssssssssssssssssssssss i love penissssssssssssssssssssssss
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  17. What is wrong with people. Here is an idea get a job and quit posting stupid stuff on the internet, like this. Grow up. Smh.

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  18. Faith in humanity, lost

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  19. my girlfriend sucked mine

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  20. I tried it and the turtle's [CO="white"]CUM[/co] was delicious!

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  21. someone have sex with me

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  22. these comments are hillarious

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  23. And I am perfectly healthy as well as my turtle!

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  25. After i got done with the Salmonella Poisioning, I realized he had bitten a large triangle in my ear. Lol......Dumbassess
    Try licking it's pussy next time, u'r pallet will never want turtle soup again!!

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  26. No. It will have life everlasting. Wanna save my soul too?

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  27. JIMMY YES HE'LL EAT IT NOW GET DOWN STAIRS NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK DUMB AS

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