Saturday, December 10, 2011

GOOGLE SEARCH WILL MY TURTLE DIE IF I SUCK ITS PENIS ?

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    1. you are one stupid ass person!

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    2. i tried, it didnt...

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    3. The impact on him may kill him but if you give him some orange juice before to calm his nerves,he'll be nice and you will both enjoy an unforgetable experiance.

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    4. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  2. so did the turtle die r what?

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  3. Yeah I tried it and it did die

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    1. you are one stupid ass prick.

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    2. Yeah turtle penis is g8<3

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    3. It's geight?

      I must be getting old because when I was a teen a few years ago g8 was not a word yet.

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    4. sick fucks

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  4. Ye it was nice >:)

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  5. Will I die if my turtle sucks my penis?

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    1. Wtf it will if you are a guy my god this is disgusting

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  6. your desprate do it to your own

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  7. .......0.o wut the hellllllll?

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  8. Your r dumbass!!!(:

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  9. IDK WHEN WHERE BRO IM DOWN

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  10. R THESE NIGGA GAY^^^^

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  11. Yep people forgeting to use protection in the 80's was a bad move

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  12. Basically for all you asking. you have to do it quite gently or it will become numb and change colour and eventually fall off, then theres bleeding and it will die. so yes. it will do this is for all the dumb ass pricks. btw its supposed to be a joke why does everyone take it so seriously. have a nice day you homos :)

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    1. Yeah turtle penis is g8. That's why everyone take it so seriously 'cause it is g8 and they don't only wanna do it one time but many! :D

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  13. Fb showed me this lol

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  14. its tastey try it!

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  15. Turtles will not die if you suck their penis. That's ridiculous. The turtle will just start moaning and squirming. Trust me, it's fine.

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    1. u know this why?

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    2. fuck yea.turtle cock is the best!

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  16. why would you try it???

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  17. gdfi9?
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  18. Will it can I fuck it to

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  19. Omfg, I just lolled at the entire comments ^_^

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  20. No, but you might it is well known that turtle sperm contains venomous bacteria that can cause tooth decay and tongue lesions. I had a buddy who sucked off an alligator snapping turtle and his tongue swelled up so big it cut off his airway and he died.

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    1. a buudy? u unloving mother fucker fuck u

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  21. I'm from Australia and when we give head to a turtle we always use protection. No time for games..

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  23. What is wrong with people. Here is an idea get a job and quit posting stupid stuff on the internet, like this. Grow up. Smh.

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  24. Faith in humanity, lost

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  25. my girlfriend sucked mine

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  26. I tried it and the turtle's [CO="white"]CUM[/co] was delicious!

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  27. Your all grose motherfuckers

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  28. someone have sex with me

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  29. Thats y dildos were invented ya pathetic turtle cock loving sick homos ya got no lives suckin off these poor innocent turtles.. hope ya tounges fall off and you choke off turtle Cum!!!!

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  30. Fucking fagg fucks -_____-

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  31. Ya cock licking no sex having cock sniffing cum swallowing cock loving butt pirates no life turtle molesting fucks... turtle cum loving homos turtle cum juggling thunder cunts nutt sucking queers

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  32. You sick turtle molesting homos. Flyin over the rainbow texas faggotts. Choke and die on that chode of a turtle you cum guzzling ..

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  33. Fuck you, shove that turtle up your ass, then shove your head back up your ass.

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  34. I sucked an alligator penis one time. The semen was delicious, an I enjoyed it. The alligator didn't die.

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  35. Ok, so I just sucked my turtles penis and all he did was moan and cum! (The cum was delicious btw) And then I masturbated with the turtle itself and OMFG IT WAS AMAZING!! SERIOUSLY TRY IT, TURTLE SEX IS AMAZING!! Then I gave him a hand job and he was moaning so loud!! Then cummed EVERYWHERE!!! Then I sucked his dick, had sex with him, gave him more hj's, and masturbated my self with him for like an hour and a half and OMFG we were moaning so FUCKING LOUD!! TURTLE DICK IS AMAZING!! And overall he is still perfectly healthy and ALIVE!!!

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    1. And I am perfectly healthy as well as my turtle!

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