The impact on him may kill him but if you give him some orange juice before to calm his nerves,he'll be nice and you will both enjoy an unforgetable experiance.
No, but you might it is well known that turtle sperm contains venomous bacteria that can cause tooth decay and tongue lesions. I had a buddy who sucked off an alligator snapping turtle and his tongue swelled up so big it cut off his airway and he died.
After i got done with the Salmonella Poisioning, I realized he had bitten a large triangle in my ear. Lol......Dumbassess Try licking it's pussy next time, u'r pallet will never want turtle soup again!!
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ReplyDeleteNo, but you might it is well known that turtle sperm contains venomous bacteria that can cause tooth decay and tongue lesions. I had a buddy who sucked off an alligator snapping turtle and his tongue swelled up so big it cut off his airway and he died.
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What is wrong with people. Here is an idea get a job and quit posting stupid stuff on the internet, like this. Grow up. Smh.
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ReplyDeleteI tried it and the turtle's [CO="white"]CUM[/co] was delicious!
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ReplyDeleteAnd I am perfectly healthy as well as my turtle!
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ReplyDeleteAfter i got done with the Salmonella Poisioning, I realized he had bitten a large triangle in my ear. Lol......Dumbassess
ReplyDeleteTry licking it's pussy next time, u'r pallet will never want turtle soup again!!
No. It will have life everlasting. Wanna save my soul too?
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