The impact on him may kill him but if you give him some orange juice before to calm his nerves,he'll be nice and you will both enjoy an unforgetable experiance.
Basically for all you asking. you have to do it quite gently or it will become numb and change colour and eventually fall off, then theres bleeding and it will die. so yes. it will do this is for all the dumb ass pricks. btw its supposed to be a joke why does everyone take it so seriously. have a nice day you homos :)
No, but you might it is well known that turtle sperm contains venomous bacteria that can cause tooth decay and tongue lesions. I had a buddy who sucked off an alligator snapping turtle and his tongue swelled up so big it cut off his airway and he died.
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DeleteThe impact on him may kill him but if you give him some orange juice before to calm his nerves,he'll be nice and you will both enjoy an unforgetable experiance.
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ReplyDeleteYep people forgeting to use protection in the 80's was a bad move
ReplyDeleteBasically for all you asking. you have to do it quite gently or it will become numb and change colour and eventually fall off, then theres bleeding and it will die. so yes. it will do this is for all the dumb ass pricks. btw its supposed to be a joke why does everyone take it so seriously. have a nice day you homos :)
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ReplyDeleteNo, but you might it is well known that turtle sperm contains venomous bacteria that can cause tooth decay and tongue lesions. I had a buddy who sucked off an alligator snapping turtle and his tongue swelled up so big it cut off his airway and he died.
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What is wrong with people. Here is an idea get a job and quit posting stupid stuff on the internet, like this. Grow up. Smh.
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