JUAN FINALLY SENT CHILD SUPPORT SO I WENT AND BOUGHT BOOTS AND GOT MY NAILS DONE FACEBOOK STATUS

I LOVE THIS PICTURE BUT I JUST HAVE TO ASK IS THAT A PIECE OF POO AT 1 O'CLOCK IN THE PICTURE? FAIL FACEBOOK

BEING AN ARMY ROTC CADET: PRICELESS, CALL OF DUTY NEXT 12 HOURS, YES BUT A FAKE WAR WHILE GETTING FAT ON THE COUCH? NO THANKS I PREFER THE REAL DEAL, BUT I GET A RESPAWN FACEBOOK STATUS

GOD GENESIS ON FACEBOOK

I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOW IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A CAT, A VERY SEDUCTIVE CAT, YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT FACEBOOK PROFILE

ROMNEY SPENT $800M + TO NOT BE PRESIDENT. I SPENT NOTHING FOR THE SAME RESULT. WHO'S THE BETTER BUSINESS MAN NOW? FACEBOOK STATUS

GETTING A PEDICURE FROM MY BEST GUY FRIEND EVER NOW IF. ONLY I CAN FIND A BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS! I'D BE SET WOMAN LOGIC FRIENDZONED FACEBOOK

I SEE YOUR GARBAGE, YOU'RE * FACEBOOK BITCH

CHARM BOUGHT ME A NEW CAR YOU'RE THE BEST BFF! FRIENDZONED CHARM THANKS FOR BUYING THIS CAR FOR MY GF YOU'RE THE BEST FACEBOOK FRIENDZONE

I HAVE NEW PICTURE I WANT TO SHOW YOU, IT IS ME ON VACATION NO I JOKE IS ME IN MY ROOM WITH VERY FANCY EDITING, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, I AM DENNY , YOU ARE SO SCARY WHY IS THIS ON MY WALL

WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM YOU USE THE MOST ON YOUR COMPUTER? GOOGLE CHROME, FIREFOX, FACEBOOK FACEPALM

MR. TACO AND JOHN TEXTS RANDOM NUMBER GETS HACKED WRONG NUMBER THANKS MAX FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL TIMES. FROM YOURS TRULY MR TACO

FACEBOOK, NO NO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!

JESUS HOLDS ALL OF OUR MEDICAL PROBLEMS IN HIS HANDS, SHARE IF YOU PRAY FOR EVERYONE, AND THIS IS WHY WE DON'T NEED OBAMACARE FACEBOOK

GIRLS ON FACEBOOK REALITY

EVERY ASIAN COUNTRY HAS TO HAVE A FKKED UP LEADER DNT IT, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EGYPT? YEP, WELL EGYPT IS IN AFRICA, BUH THE PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY ASIAN SO IT COUNTS, DNT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT LOL, THE PEOPLE IN EGYPT ARE BASICALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT AFRICAN, WHATEVER

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT HE COMES TO MY HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SUCH A GREAT FRIENDS, THANK YOU SSOSOO MUCH JOHNATHON! FRIENDZONED LEVEL 100 FACEBOOK

BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T GET FACEBOOK TIMELINE UNEXPECTEDLY, WE GOT POLIO

FACEBOOK PHOTO ARE YOU FROM PARIS? FACEPALM

WHY DOES THIS SLICE EXIST? HAVE YOU TRIED TO MAKE BREAD WITHOUT A CRUST? YOU CAN'T. CRUST IS LITERALLY THE OUTSIDE OF A LOAF OF BREAD THAT'S LIKE TRYING TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT A CUP OR GROWING CORN WITHOUT A COB, IT EXISTS BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO, BECAUSE HES THE SLICE THAT PEOPLE DESERVE BUT NOT THE ONE THEY NEED RIGHT NOW. SO WE WON'T EAT THEM. BECAUSE THEY CAN TAKE IT, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT OUR NORMAL BREAD. THEY ARE A SILENT GUARDIAN A WATCHFUL PROTECTOR A DARK SLICE. FACEBOOK