WHEN A SONG DESCRIBES EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL CANNIBAL CORPSE ENTRAILS RIPPED FROM A VIRGIN'S CUNT

I WISH YOU WERE HERE ATOMIC BOMB

I CAN'T FIND YOU, TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT ON THEN YOU ARE NOT A BAT

WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS, THEN WHY THE FUCK DO I BLEED BLOOD AND NOT NEBULAS? YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT PAPER

SHOWER DICTIONARY DEFINITION THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WATER AND TEARS, I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT IS THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF SHOWER

NOTHING IS PERMANENT TATOO REALLY I HEARD TATTOOS WERE PRETTY PERMANENT

THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, ONE OF THEM IS SEAN CONNERY

WAIT THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO BUT WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING TYPEWRITER

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU'D PAY MORE ATTENTION TO MY FAVORITE SONGS BECAUSE THE LYRICS SING WORDS I'M TOO SCARED TO SAY NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

YOU SUDDENLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE HOPING FOR KILLING BATMAN

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN EVERYTHING WAS FALLING APART? FAPPING

I'M SO FUCKING DEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TEXT OVER MY FUCKING FACE AND FILTERS FUCKING FILTERS MAN!

BUT WHEN THEY CALL YOU BEAUTIFUL THEY SEE YOUR VAGINA

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU DO THAT MAKE MY DICK THAT MUCH LONGER

MY WEAKNESS IS BULLETS

I FEEL LIKE I NEED EVERYONE MORE THAN THEY NEED ME YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE YOU'RE A CLOUD

FOR EXAMPLE I REGRET HAVING GOTTEN LOST IN THIS STUPID DESERT BUT I REJOICE THAT I'VE FOUND THIS TASTY BRANCH TO EAT

I ALWAYS WONDER WHY BIRDS CHOOSE TO STAY IN THE SAME PLACE WHEN THEY CAN FLY ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH, THEN I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION, HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY??

INSIDE ALL OF US IS A WILD THING CALLED A TAPEWORM

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN STAND THIS LOL BITCH YOU ARE SITTING