I'VA GOT A MUSLIM FRIEND WHO IS REALLY RELIGIOUS, HE KNOWS THE QURAN BACKWARDS WICH IS HANDY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU READ IT, A SURPRISINGLY WELL-INFORMED AND INOFFENSIVE JOKE ABOUT THE ISLAMIC FAITH AND THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING IDIOT

WHERE IS DEREK? HE SAID HE'D BE HERE MAN FUCK DEREK

BUT RON THAT CHOCOLATE WAS MINE, U BETTER SHUT UR MOUTH U CHEEKY LITTLE CUNT I SWER TO CHRIST I'LL HOOK I IN THE GABBER M8, HERMIONE COMIC

CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE WALKING DEAD COMIC

I CAN'T REALLY SAY THAT I'M NOT GAY, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER TRIED PENIS, I'VE ONLY EVER PLAYED WITH ONE PENIS - MINE - AND I FUCKING LOVED IT. I LIKE 100% OF PENISES I'VE EVER PLAYED WITH, WHEREAS I ONLY LIKED AROUND 60% OF VAGINAS I'VE BEEN IN, STATISTICALLY... DANIEL SLOSS

QUEEN ELIZABETH JAMES HOLMES COMIC DOOD I FUCKING HATE THESE OTHER COUNTRIES CAN YOU HELP ME OUT FOR A MIN?

WHY DON'T THEY EVER MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE BIG KISS? THEY DO. IT'S CALLED PORN.

WAIT, DOES THIS CHAIR SPIN? JAMES HOLMES

ON THE INTERNET NOBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A DOG, NOBODY

IF A ROOSTER LAYS AN EGG ON THE ROOF OF A BARN WHICH WAT WILL THE EGG ROLL TO THE LEFT OR RIGHT? LEFT? ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS DUMBASS

HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT UMMM IT'S TIME TO OIL UP AINSLEY HARRIOTT

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX CHARLIE? ACTUALLY IN MY JOB YOU HAVE MANY OCCASIONS TO HAVE SEX, BUT AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE CEMETERY? COMIC

ZOOEY SIRI IS THAT RAIN? GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND LOOK OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW ZOOEY

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH SAM. ITS HIS SOUL, IT'S MISSING, ARE YOU SURE? YES

ALL RIGHT GENTLEMEN WE NEED AN IDEA FOR THE NEW BATMAN MOVIE, KILL BATMAN, KILL THE AUDIENCE JAMES HOLMES

HEY GIRLS DID YOU KNOW THE SMALLER YOUR BOOBS ARE THE CLOSER I CAN GET TO YOUR HEART, THAT POST WAS SO GAY IT GAVE ME AIDS

HARRY I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT I WILL BE LEAVING HOGWARTS, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT SIRIUS AND I?

YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, YOU'RE A HAIRY WIZARD

WHY AM I HERE AGAIN? OH RIGHT...THE MURDERS JAMES HOLMES COMIC

YOU SON OF A BITCH I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT, YOU'RE NEXT!