RIP QUEEN ELIZABETH II STAY HUNGRY STAY FOOLISH MARGARETH THATCHER

HELLO TRAFFIC WARDEN I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

WHAT YOU SEARCHING JIMMY? I'M LOOKING FOR WAYS TO STOP MY DOGS FOLLOWING ME COSTANTLY, WHY? ISN'T IT NORMAL? NO LOOK AT THIS, TWITTER HAHA I TOOK A FAT SHIT ON UR FLOOR U FUCKER CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS COMIC

LOL HER BEST POKEMON IS A LEVEL 10 BIDOFF PUNK BITCH

NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA PSY

BEING AN ARMY ROTC CADET: PRICELESS, CALL OF DUTY NEXT 12 HOURS, YES BUT A FAKE WAR WHILE GETTING FAT ON THE COUCH? NO THANKS I PREFER THE REAL DEAL, BUT I GET A RESPAWN FACEBOOK STATUS

I SPENT MY LAST 500 DOLLARS ON THIS BILLBOARD PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB EMPLOY ADAM

VENEZUELA HAS OIL AND CHAVEZ DIED THEY ARE READY FOR DEMOCRACY USA MEME EAGLE MEME

EXPECTO PETROLEUM GANDALF

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ ASS BUTT

IN SOVIET RUSSIA SPACE EXPLORE YOU

I WISH I WAS IN GOTHAM FIGHTING BATMAN MUSIC IS TOO LOUD MY MASK IS TOO TIGHT BANE BATMAN DAT FEEL

YOUR PATENT APPLICATION WAS BEEN REJECTED FOR THE FOLLOWING REASON: MAKING A SNAIL SMOKE WEED IS NOT AN INVENTION

CLUMSY SELLER MULTI-DISC CD PLAYER WANTED CHARRED REMAINS OF YOUR CD PLAYER DESTROYED

THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EUROPE AND USA POLITIC SYSTEM CONSERVATIVE LIBERAL

THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EUROPE AND THE USA, DARWIN IN GOD WE TRUST DOLLAR

PRESIDENT OBAMA ISN'T IT FUCKED UP AND WEIRD TO TRY AND IMAGINE TWO PTERODACTYLS HAVING SEX. IMAGINE THE NOISES I DON'T HAVE A QUESTION BRO_PAIR VECTORBELLY COMIC

 

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS COMIC HELP I CAN'T FIND MY SON GUESS WHAT NUMBER I'M THINKING OF, HINT: IT'S THE NUMBER OF FUCKS I GIVE, IS IT ONE OR GREATER? NOPE

HOLD STILL SONNY YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING BEHIND YOUR EAR, WOW A QUARTER THAT'S AMAZING GRAMPA, YES AMAZING, SHAKE SHAKE COMIC

CHANNELATE COMIC, OK DUDE PRETEND THE CAN IS THE EGG AND THE BULLETS ARE SPERM NOW FERTILIZE THAT EGG ! AHHHH DUDE YOU JIZZED ON MY LEG!