WHY IS THE NEEDLE USED FOR LETHAL INJECTION STERILIZED? PHILOSORAPTOR MEME

ASKED BY TEACHER TO WRITE ON BLACKBOARD HAS A BONER BAD LUCK BRIAN

INVITED BY TWO HOT BABES FOR A THREESOME SHEMALES BAD LUCK BRIAN

GETS A TOP JOB AT WORLD TRADE CENTER, 9/11 BAD LUCK BRIAN

A MONEY TRANSPORT CRASHES HAS BOTH HANDS IN PLASTER BAD LUCK BRIAN MEME

OUT OF TOILET PAPER, WIPE ASS WITH CARDBOARD TUBE FOUL BACHELOR FROG MEME

TAKE CUPS TO ROOM, CUPS EVERYWHERE FOUL BACHELOR FROG MEME

LEFT BELT IN YESTERDAY'S PANTS, NOW THEY ARE TODAY'S PANTS FOUL BACHELOR FROG MEME

ACQUIRE NEW WALLPAPER GO TO BED SATISFIED SUCH A PRODUCTIVE DAY FOUL BACHELOR FROG

WAKE UP SIT AT COMPUTER FOUL BACHELOR FROG

SOFTWARE REQUIRES PC RESTART CANCEL FOUL BACHELOR FROG

WEAR HOODIE ASSASSIN FOUL BACHELOR FROG

FINALLY GO OUTSIDE EVERYBODY'S A FAGGOT FOUL BACHELOR FROG

EVERYBODY LEAVES HOUSE TELL DOG HE CAN SPEAK YOU WONT TELL ANYONE FOUL BACHELOR FROG

CAN'T GET A GIRL CATCH 150 POKEMON FOUL BACHELOR FROG

KEYBOARD OUT OF REACH COPY AND PASTE THE LETTERS I'M LOOKING TO TYPE FOUL BACHELOR FROG

IT TAKES ME 1 SECOND TO REPLY TO YOUR TEXTS BUT 30 SECONDS FOR YOU TO REPLY WHO ELSE ARE YOU TEXTING? OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

COME MEET MY SISTER I'VE TOLD HER EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

I BOUGHT YOU PRESENTS FOR YOUR NEXT THREE BIRTHDAYS ALREADY, SO YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH ME OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

BABE WHY DON'T YOU EVER LOOK AT ME ANYMORE? NO I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DRIVING RIGHT NOW, LOOK AT ME OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND