CAN I HELP YOU SIR? NO THANKS I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MOVIES TO DOWNLOAD LATER DEMOTIVATOR

ABHANCER GET A 6 PACK IN SECONDS

I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS I'M A DRUNK WE GO TO PARTIES

DO NOT EAT IPOD SHUFFLE APPLE CUSTOMERS ARE NOT STUPID, JUST SPECIAL VERY SPECIAL DEMOTIVATOR

IF I SLAP YOU WITH A DICTIONARY IS IT CONSIDERED PHYSICAL OR VERBAL ASSAULT ? PHILOSORAPTOR MEME

LET ME HEAL YOUR POKEMON A A A A A A A THEY WILL BE HEALED WHEN THEY'RE HEALED DAMMIT

STONED COMIC POPCORN IN MICROWAVE, IN MY HEAD THE CORN FAMILY, MY FAMILY PLEASE GOD KILL ME NOW! BUT INSTEAD BECAME ONE OF THE SEMIPOPPED CRUNCHY ONES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL THATS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE SUGGESTED POPCORN

SEEDLESS PBFCOMICS

DAD I'M SCARED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE THE BEDMONSTER WILL GRAB MY LEGS, I THINK YOUR DAD NEEDS TO TALK TO SOMEONE

THE FIRST TIME I SMOKED POT CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS COMIC