WHAT SHOULD I TELL DUBYA SIR? TELL HIM TO GTFO OF MY HOUSE , BUT HIS DOUGHTERS , THEY CAN STAY , YEEAAHH CSI MIAMI COMIC OBAMA

HOW MANY FUCKS WERE GIVEN THAT DAY GRAPHJAM GRAPH NOT A SINGLE FUCK

WOMEN ARE LIKE REFRIGERATORS COLD ON THE INSIDE , YOU ALWAYS WANT TO PUT YOUR MEAT IN THEM , AND THEY BELONG IN THE KITCHEN

I'M HAVING A BAD DAY I'LL UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS WHAT A HORRIBLE DAY I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

FEMALE GAMERS THEY MIGHT ENJOY IT MORE IF IT WAS PLUGGED INTO SOMETHING

YOU HAVE REALLY FORGOTTEN WHAT DAY IT IS ???? NO PRESENT NOT EVEN A CARD EMERGENCY PRESENTS OMG YOU REMEMBERED I LOVE YOU NO IDEA WHAT THE OCCASION IS

PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS OUT DRAW THEM BACK ON WOMEN LOGIC

WICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS THE LARGEST AN ELEPHANT LARGER THAN THE MOON

IF A WOMAN IS CRUSHED BY A TREE IN THE FOREST WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FOREST DOING IN THE KITCHEN ? PHILOSORAPTOR

A WIFE BECOUSE BEER IS HEAVY

I HAVE GOT PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES FIXED I HAVE GOT PUSSY I MAKE THE FOOD

WET PUSSY NOT AS SEXY AS ONE MIGHT THINK

WOMEN ARE NOT FOR DECORATION SEXISM ONLY UGLY BITCHES COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

THAT'S RIGHT SWEETHEART DREAMS AND GOALS ARE SATAN'S WAY OF DISTRACTING YOU FROM MAKING DINNER

IM A GIRL AND ALL I WANT IS NICE AND CARING GUY THAT CAN CALL MY OWN BESIDES I LOVE HOT DOUCHEBAG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

FUCKING FINGERS HOW DO THEY WORK ?!?!?!?! MOTIVATOR

IT'S A BAD DAY TO WEAR GREEN ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA? NO ANARCHY IN THE UK

CHATROULETTE BATMAN OBAMA WE MEET AGAIN IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME