SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT GOD LOVES AND CARES ABOUT ME? BITCH HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PLACE?

METALLICA SHOPPING AT ARMANI BARGAINS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE SAVINGS WHAT A GREAT DEAL WHAT A GREAT FIND LOOK AT THESE JEANS DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HELLLL

THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE, BRILLIANT IDEA I HAVE TO NOTE THIS GEORGE R. R. MARTIN GAME OF THRONES

GEORGE R. R. MARTIN EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE ASKS ME HOW MUCH TILL NEXT BOOK I KILL A STARK

MY HOBBY STANDING IN THE SUPERMARKET'S PRODUCE SECTION HOLDING A TUBE OF K-Y JELLY LOOKING CONTEMPLATIVE

DOG LET ME IN I NEED TO GO BACK OUT AGAIN

FACEBOOK WHAT IS MFW? IT'S A NEW MEME

ANGRY CAT FUCK YOU GUYS FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL

BUT WHEN THEY CALL YOU BEAUTIFUL THEY SEE YOUR VAGINA

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU DO THAT MAKE MY DICK THAT MUCH LONGER