REASON WHY I DON'T LET MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY MY XBOX, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND GRAPH

EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS BUT IF YOU JUDGE A FISH BY ITS ABILITY TO CLIMB A TREE, IT WILL LIVE ITS WHOLE LIFE BELIEVING THAT IT IS STUPID, ALBERT EINSTEIN TREE CLIMBING FISH YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

REMEMBER THOSE FIGHTS OF I LOVE YOU MORE? LOOKS LIKE I WON, IN YOUR FACE, BITCH

IS THAT ALL THERE IS? NO THERE IS ALSO ANTARCTICA

TAKE MY HAND, TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO, THE SHARKS WILL HAPPILY TAKE BOTH

FUCK EVERYONE AND BE HAPPY, YOU WILL PROBABLY GET AIDS ANTIEMO PIC

SMOKEY THE BEAR ONLY YOU CAN HELP ME HIDE THE BODY

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? YES POKEMON STONED