GUY ORDERS CUSTOM SIZE 14.5 SLIPPER, COMPANY SENDS SIZE 1450 INSTEAD

I DON'T GET IT WHAT HOLIDAY IS CELEBRATED WITH ACCIDENTALLY BROKEN BALLOONS AND BURNING MONEY? FUN FACT: NINE MONTHS BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS YOUR CONCEPTIONDAY

MEANWHILE IN AMERICA BABY WITH GUN

IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND I'D POISON YOUR COFFEE, IF YOU WERE MY WIFE I'D DRINK IT

BBZ WILL U LUV ME 4EVR NO I MENT 2 SEY I WILL LUV U FIVE-EVER DAT MEAN HE LUV HER MORE DEN 4VER

MY VIRGINITY IS SAFE UP HERE

HITLER BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY NAZI QUEEN IS THIS THE THIRD REICH IS THIS JUST GERMANY?

GAY BLACK JEWISH KLANSMEN FOR TOLERANCE AND UNDERSTANDING WAIT WHAT

ARISTOTLE WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A GOOD PERSON? DESCARTES WHAT DOES IT MEAN? RUSSEL WHAT DOES IT MEAN? C.S. LEWIS WHAT DOES IT? LIL JON WHAT?

PENCIL SHARPENER HOW WAS IT FOR YOU DARLING?

SPIDER MEME HEY THERE I JUST KILLED OFF THE LAST MOSQUITO IN THE HOUSE NO MALARIA OR WEST NILE FOR YOU BUDDY, YEAH I'M DOWN FOR A HIGH FIVE THANKS!

LEX LUTHOR BEING RACIST SUPERMAN CELEBRITY NIPPLES A RETROSPECTIVE