OBAMA AND THEN WE BUSTED THE DOORS AND THERE HE WAS, HE WAS LIKE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M A LITTLE PUSSY, AND I WAS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE SO HARD RIGHT NOW RATATATATATATA

DRAW BRIDGE SIGNAL

I ALWAYS WONDER WHY BIRDS CHOOSE TO STAY IN THE SAME PLACE WHEN THEY CAN FLY ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH, THEN I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION, HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY??

LONDON LONDOFF

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ALIENS BUT SOMETHING STRANGE IS HAPPENING IN MY PANTS