BABY I WILL TREAT YOU LIKE MY HOMEWORK I'LL SLAM YOU ON THE TABLE AND DO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG NERD MEME

AMANDA IS ABOUT TO CONFRONT HER FEAR OF CHICKENS FOR THE FIRST TIME

I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF THERE WERE NO GUNS, THEN WE COULD FINALLY FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE SWORD FIGHTING AND HOW TO KILL A MAN WITH ONE PUNCH

MALE TOILETTE TO FEMALE TROLL FACE

DEAR ATHEISTS HOW IS IT THAT CAVEMEN SURVIVED THE ASTROID BUT DINOSAURS DIDN'T? THOSE WEREN'T THE SAME TIME PERIODS I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS PLANET ANYMORE FACEBOOK FAIL

I WONDER WHAT AN ATHEIST WOULD SAI IF THEY CAUGHT THEIR DAUGHTER HAVING SEX WITH A HORSE? GO FOR IT HONEY WE ARE ALL ANIMALS ANYWAY, ATHEISTS WONT ADMIT IT BUT THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW THEIR DAUGHTER TO DO THIS BECAUSE GOD PUT IT IN THEIR HEARTS THATS ITS WRONG! OBJECTIVE MORAL VALUES LADIES AND GENTS WE ALL GOT EM

NOTHING IS EVER BLACK AND WHITE, SKUNKS ARE AND NEWSPAPERS, PENGUINS MICHAEL JACKSON FACEBOOK STATUS

THE HARDEST THING TO DO IS WATCH THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE SOMEONE ELSE, SO I DECIDE TO WATCH THE KEYBOARD

FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIES YEAH TRAI FUCK YOUR LIES YOU BITCH