WHILE WALKING DOWN THE STREET I HEARD AN OLD MAN SAY: I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THE SAME WOMAN FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS NOW, I WAS TOUCHED UNTIL I HEARD HIM SAY I WISH SHE KNEW, BETA AS FUCK

I HOPE YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU WROTE ON MY FUCKING GLASSES

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY VIRGINITY MAN DRESSED LIKE THOR

POKEMON CHARACTER NAMED POOP POOP'S MOM: MY POOP TOOK OFF LIKE A ROCKET AS USUAL

IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, I CAN'T EAT SOLIDS NOW WITHOUT MY BOTTOM JAW

MY FAVORITE THING IS TO GO WHERE I HAVE NEVER BEEN, YOUR ANUS ANTIEMO PICS

NO MEANS NOTHING TO A DUCK

I DON'T KNOW SAM GO ASK YOUR FATHER, NOT THE BEST RESPONSE TO I LOVE YOU MOM, CHANNELATE COMIC

YOLO FALSE. NOT IF YOU'RE HINDU