RELIGION IS LIKE INTERNET EXPLORER

LEGO WHEN YOU EAT IT YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS

WALLPAPER JENNA JAMESON QUOTES AH FUCK ME AHH YEAH

TOOTHBRUSH SEX

OMGG WHY DID THE CIVIL WAR HAVE TO HAPPEN? IT'D BE ONE LESS THING TO STUDY, NICOLE IT WAS TO FREE THE SLAVES FACEBOOK STATUS FAIL

JUST BOUGHT JAMES HIS FIRST SET OF CRAYONS AND PAINT HERE COMES THE NEXT PICASSO, JAMES JUST ATE THE ENTIRE BOX OF CRAYONS POISON CONTROL CENTER HURRY! FACEBOOK STATUS

KUPID WRONG AIM PEDOPHILE COMIC

WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS PHIL WILL WAKE UP HYPNOTIZED TO BELIEVE THE AUDIENCE IS ON FIRE AHAHAHAHHA CHANNELATE COMIC

YOU ARE NOT ALONE AND THIS IS NOT THE END OF YOUR STORY, OF COURSE IT ISN'T BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING BOOK

I SMOKE WEED EVERY SINGLE DAY SO I CAN TELL YOU IT'S NOT ADDICTIVE