LET'S FACE IT: ENGLISH IS A CRAZY LANGUAGE THERE IS NO EGG IN EGGPLANT, OR HAM IN HAMBURGER NEITHER APPLE NOR PINE IN PINEAPPLE

WHO ARE YOU? SOMEONE CHANGED THE NAMES IN MY PHONE, WHAT DID THEY CHANGE MY NAME TO? CHOSEN ONE, DON'T CHANGE IR BACK, BUT WHO ARE YOU?? I'M THE CHOSEN ONE IPHONE SMS

WHAT'S THAT STATIC NOISE? I THINK THAT'S THE RAIN, DAMN IT RAIN GET OFF THE PHONE! LOADING ARTIST COMIC

FIND THE VOLUME AND SURFACE AREA OF THE RIGHT CYLINDER OMFG SUSHI

PANDYLAND COMIC BARACUS WORKING AT MC DONALDS

DOMICS COMICS WHY ISN'T MY COMPUTER WORKING? DIDE THAT'S A PIZZA BOX, DAMN STICKY KEYS

SPENDING QUALITY TIME FAP FAP SUDDENLY MUST SWITCH WINDOWS ITS FROZEN, HEY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MO- SUP KEYBOARD SMASH ON SCREEN

CLITORIS? I DON'T KNOW THAT POKEMON NERD MEME

JESUS ALL OF THESE AFRICAN KIDS ARE STARVING, BUT THEY DON'T PRAY TO ME SO YOU HAVE TO PUNISH THEM LUCIFER

HEY ADAM YOU HUNGRY I AM ADAM

CAT SCUSE ME HAVE YOU SEEN A TAIL? LIDL BLACK ONE?

AND THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY

POST STUPID COMICS WITH NO PLOT OR POINT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT WEED

BUT MARIJUANS CURES SO MANY DISEASES NONE OF WHICH I HAVE

STONED COMIC WRITING WITH LIGHTER FUCK I'M HIGH