I WILL DEPRIVE YOU OF SEX ALL NIGHT WITH MY CRYING AND THEN SUCK ON YOUR WIFE'S TITS IN THE MORNING KID

I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE BIRD

ARE YOU CURRENTLY USING ANY METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? YES WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BIRTH CONTROL? MY APPEARANCE

TWITLER NAZI TWITTER BIRD

THIS TIME I GOT SO HAMMERED I WOKE UP 3 DAYS LATER IN SOME CAVE JESUS

WHEN I FOUND OUT BEYONCE NAMED HER BABY BLUE I WAS LIKE WOW THATS STUPID, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED MY NAME IS GREY, FACEBOOK STATUS

IT'S A LONG WAY TO DEATH MOUNTAIN, I BET SHE'LL LET ME SEE HER BOOBS, ZELDA LINK COMIC