SO I MET THIS DUDE TODAY AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE WOULD GIVE ME AN IPHONE IF I HAVE SEX WITH HIM -- WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU THINK I AM?? POSTED ON FACEBOOK VIA IPHONE 5

SERIOUS SURVEY SHOULD I KEEP THE BABY OR NOT? I JUST TURNED 18 AND I AM NOT READY FOR A CHILD, WHERE THE HELL DO I GET A FREE ABORTION, I CAN'T USE MY MONEY BECAUSE I AM SAVING TO BUY THE NEW IPHONE, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS PLANET ANYMORE, YAHOO ANSWER

SHARING STATUS ABOUT ECONOMIC POLITICS GOVERNMENT AND SOME OTHER RELEVANT STUFF OF MY COUNTRY, 1 LIKE, DERPINA WENT SHOPPING, 4458 LIKES FUCK THIS SHIT

FACEBOOK POLL 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2X0

I LIED TODAY, THE DOCTOR ASKED ME IF I WAS EVER SO UPSET I THOUGHT ABOUT HURTING MYSELF, I LIED BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE LABELED WITH DEPRESSION. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO WORRY ABOUT ME, I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW WHAT RUNS IN MY MIND, I JUST SAD A LOT, THEN WHY POST IT AS A STATUS? FACEBOOK STATUS FAIL

I WENT TO ENGLAND AND THEY SPOKE AMERICAN WHY IS THIS? YAHOO ANSWER

FACEBOOK STATUS FAIL IN ROMANIA WHATS THAT, A COUNTRY, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HALF OF THOSE STATES, THE UNITED STATES ARE SO BIG

BIRD IN A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN

FACEBOOK STATUS FAIL WHATS THE CAPITAL OF AMERICA? NEW YORK, WASHINGHTON DC, NO ITS NOT WHO GOES TO AMERICA TO GO TO WASHINGTON? THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T THE CAPITAL

HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANT YOU TO GUYS TO KNOW YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT SUPPORTING ME AFTER MY MOM DEATH, SHE WENT TO SOON TOO YOUNG, I WISH I HAD MORE TIME WITH HER I WISH SHE WAS STILL ALIVE, YGOD HAS A PLAN FOR EVERYONE, FUCK YOU FACEBOOK STATUS

60 SECONDS AND 1 MINUTE AREN'T REALLY THE SAME? YAHOO ANSWER

I HATE HOMEWORK SPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO READ I HATE READING WE SHOULD BURN ALL THE BOOKS FACEBOOK STATUS

FACEBOOK IGNORANT WOMAN, OMFG WHO THE FUCK CAN HAVE A FULL BLOWN CONVERSATION ABOUT A FUCKING BOOK OR LINE OF BOOKS, HOW BOARING AHAHA AND THE BOOK IS A BOOK ABOUT RUSSIA, WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING ON TO TODAY?

IM A FAT LOVELY NOBODY IRL BUT ON THE INTERNET IM SOMEBODY, MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

COME ON REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN THE COLOR OF THESE PEOPLE SKIN? ON 9GAG WE HAVE A LITTLE BRIGHTER COMMUNITY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE A LOOK, BUT 9GAG IS BRILLIANT OBSERVATIONAL HUMOUR YOU PROBABLY WON'T UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU HAVE AN ANALYCTIC VIEW ON HUMOR AS WE DO

FACEBOOK GIRL #NERD SWAGG JELLY MUCH??

GUYS WHAT HAPPENED? 80'S IDEAL 90'S IDEAL 2011 EDWARD TWILIGHT

IPHONE YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH I WAS IN ANGRY BIRDS ONE FUCKING PIG LEFT TO KILL AND YOUR FUCKING TEXT POPPED UP SENDING MY BIRD FLYING TO SHIT DIRECTIONS FUCK YOU