IN SOVIET RUSSIA WALDO FINDS YOU

GET OUT OF HERE YOU GREASY HOBO. THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID WHEN I BANGED HER TWENTY SIX YEARS AGO CYANIDE HAPPINESS COMIC

LOL I IZ ANONOMOOSE ANANOMOUSE IS LEGION LOL LOL MOM DO NOT WANT, LLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I WAS TOLD I COULD BE ANYTHING THAT I WANTED SO I BECAME A TV

TIME TO SMOKE THE LAST OF MY WEED AND GIVE MY POKEMON AWESOME NAMES, THESE NAMES WILL BE THE BEST, NEXT MORNING CHARLES FUUU RAGE COMIC STONED

I'M DOING THE MARATHON BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO LOSE ANY WEIGHT, YOU HAVE A PARASITE, LIKE A TAPEWORM OR SOMETHING? LIE BACK AND LIFT UP YOUR SWEATER, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? ONLY FOR ABOUT A MONTH OR SO, AFTER THAT IT BECOMES ILLEGAL TO REMOVE EXCEPT IN A COUPLE STATES, BUT DON'T WORRY MANY WOMEN LEARN TO EMBRACE THIS PARASITE THEY NAME IT DRESS IT UP IN TINY CLOTHES, ARRANGE PLAYDATES WITH OTHER PARASITES, CONGRATS IT HAS YOUR EYES, DR HOUSE PREGNANT WOMAN COMIC

SITI SOUTH POLE DO HAND STAND, YOU'RE NOW HOLDING THE EARTH UP, U JELLY? TROLL PHYSICS