WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN? IT WASN'T, NUMBERS ARE NOT SENTIENT AND THUS INCAPABLE OF FEELING FEAR DWIGHT SCHRUTE MEME

SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU WILL LAND AMONG STARS, FALSE THE NEAREST STAR IS 93 MILLION MILES FROM THE MOON DWIGHT SCHRUTE MEME

UNITED STATES IS THE LAND OF THE FREE, FALSE THE US HAS MORE PRISONERS PER CAPITA THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DWIGHT SCHRUTE MEME

LIFE IS SHORT, FALSE IT'S THE LONGEST THING YOU DO DWIGHT SCHRUTE MEME

LOVE IS IN THE AIR? FALSE NITROGEN OXYGEN ARGON AND CARBON DIOXIDE ARE IN THE AIR DWIGHT SCHRUTE MEME

WHAT DID THE OCEAN SAY TO THE OTHER OCEAN? NOTHING THEY JUST WAVED, DO YOU SEA WHAT I DID THERE? I'M SHORE YOU DID, DON'T BE SUCH A BEACH IPHONE

LET'S PUT A BUNCH OF PILLOWS ON THE COUCH SO THERE'S NO ROOM TO SIT ON THE COUCH, WOMAN LOGIC

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE WHATEVER I WANTED TO BE, SO I BECAME AN ORERO

INTERNET EXPLORER PROBLEM SOLVED, WICH BROWSER DO YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD?

WIFE TATTOO FAIL IN LOVING MEMORY

APPLE APP STORE REVIEW IT RUINED MY LIFE DON'T BUY THIS APP