I'VE GOT OVER 1.4 MB OF PORN ON THIS BAD BOY FLOPPY DISC

I BROUGHT THAT CUP LIKE YOU ASKED, AND DID YOU BRING YOUR FRIEND ? YES BUT WHAT ARE TWO GIRLS GOING TO DO WITH ONE CUP ?

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE PUT ONLY ONE PEDAL IN YOUR CAR

SQUIRREL WANTS PEANUT DO WANT DOWANTDOWANTDOWANTDOWANTDOWANT

I'LL TOUCH YOUR PENIS IT THE CLOWN PENNYWISE

THIS IS ME GIVING A FUCK FALLOUT NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

I GOT BANNED FROM EBAY PPARENTLY BRICK ON A STRING CAN NOT BE SOLD AS A PENIS ENLARGEMENT SOLUTION

IF HITLER AND LIEUTENANT WORF WERE TO KISS THEIR MUSTACHES WOULD NEVER TOUCH

SCHOOL BULLY NOT SO TOUSH SINCE BEING MOLESTED