FACEBOOK TRAPPED ON THE ESCALATOR FOR HOURS POWER WENT UP ELEVATOR ESCALATOR IS JUST MOVING STEPS

FACEBOOK STATUS SO I LEARNED TODAY THAT TO BE AN ENGINEER AT 3M YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOSE LOOSE AND LOSS . IS THERE A DIFFERENCE ? YOU FINALLY LOSE YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY NOW YOUR ASSHOLE IS LOOSE I'M AT LOSS AS TO HOW MUCH YOU CAN CRAM IN THERE

FACEBOOK STATUS WOMEN GAIN WEIGHT BECAUSE WE ACCUMULATE SO MUCH INFORMATION WISDOM IN OUR HEADS THAT WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IR DISTRIBUTES OUT TO THE REST OF OUR BODIES . SO WE AREN'T HEAVY WE ARE ENORMOUSLY CULTURED EDUCATED AND HAPPY . WHEN I LOOK TO MY BUTT IN THE MIRROR I WILL THINK GOOD GRIEF LOOK HOW SMART I AM I MUST BE A GENIUS

WAITING AT THE TRACK MOM I WANNA A DERP BLA HERP HERPA DERPA NOW . EXCUSE ME TOTALLY WORTH IT