SHOULD I POKE HOLES IN THE CONDOM OR FREEZE IT AND USE A TURKEY BLASTER IN ORDER FOR ME TO GET PREGNANT . I HAVE MELT THIS VERY WEALTHY GUY AND I PRETTY WANT TO TRAP HIM . IT'S MY CHOICE PEOPLE YAHOO ANSWER

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE POKEMON CENTER WE RESTORE YOUR TIRED POKEMON TO FULL HEALTH . CHANSEY INCINERATOR WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN POKEMON COMIC

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POKEMON COMIC MORNING SON GUESS WHAT I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I FORGOT WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT WAS. TO THINK THIS ISN'T THE ONLY WEIRD THING TO HAPPEN TO ME ALREADY . ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL ?