3YO AND 5YO ARE ASSAULTING EACH OTHER WITH RAKES . OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? LIGHT SABER FIGHT DAD YOU WANNA PLAY THE WINNER ? NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR REALLY BADASS . OKAY BUT YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE

WHO SAYS THE ANTI-CHRIST HAS TO BE A HUMAN ? DOG ANTICHRIST

BARNEY HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER . TED THE ONLY REASON TO WAIT A MONTH FOR SEX IS IF THE GIRL IS 17 YEARS 11 MONTHS OLD

BACK IN THE USA AMERICAN EXCHANGE STUDENTS . YEAH WE ARE FROM SPAIN . COOL WE HAVE COMPUTERS AND TVS OH CHECK THIS OUT ! THIS IS A CELL PHONE

WHAT YOU IMAGINE YOUR LIFE WILL BE LIKE AFTER HAVING KIDS . I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE FUCKING DAYS . WHAT YOUR LIFE IS REALLY LIKE AFTER HAVING KIDS . I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN THREE FUCKING YEARS

SHE TOLD ME WE COULD'NT AFFORD BEER ANYMORE. THEN I CAUGHT HER SPENDING $65 FOR HER MAKEUP. SHE SAID SHE NEEDED THE MAKEUP TO LOOK PRETTY FOR ME . I TOLD HER THAT WAS WHAT THE BEER WAS FOR . I DON'T THINK SHE IS COMING BACK

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